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Welcome to #PinkFloyd&Co.'s Cyber Bar & Grill! Here you can order a favorite drink for someone or have a little snack while you IRC! I'm your resident head Bartender and there is a Waiter and Waitress to serve you.

To order a drink or a snack, just use one of the following public commands. All the commands will start with a ! Have fun and happy eating....

~~~~General Commands~~~~~

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!beer(brand)	== Nice cold beer of your choice
!shot(type)	== Have a shot of hard liquor
!mixed(type)	== Mixed drink of your choice
!coffee	== Order a fine cup of HOT coffee
!pepsi	== Order the Channel Favorite!
!koolade	== Order a kids drink
!wine	== Order a special wine
!tequila	== Order the drink from ol' Mexico
!scotch	== Order a friend’s favorite drink
!champagne	== Order a bottle of champagne
!soda(brand)	== Be a wuss and have a soda
!seltzer	== Be a wuss and have a seltzer
!pretzels	== Get a basket of salted pretzels
!cigg(brand)	== Buy a pack of smokes, any brand
!matches	== Need a light?
!restaurant	== Order from the restaurant!
!buy(nick) (drink)	== Buy someone a drink!
!tip(amount)	== Give HeyYou` a tip!
!tab(amount)	== Pay your tab

I would like to introduce you to our head Waitress and Waiter, Pinkie`and Pink`. They will be happy to serve you. Listed below are the commands they can perform for you.

~~~~waitress~~~~

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Hello, I'm your #PinkFloyd&Co. waitress, my name is Pinkie`
Here are some things that I can do! Remember all Pinkie` commands start with a !

!waitress	== Get the waitress!
!snuggle(nick)	== Snuggle with someone!
!hug(nick)	== Give someone a hug!
!needahug	== One for yourself
!kiss(nick)	== Give someone a kiss!
!blindfold	== Do some magic!
!cuffs	== Do some better magic!
!jukebox(song)	== Play a song of your choice

~~~~waiter~~~~

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Hello, I'm your #PinkFloyd&Co. waiter, my name is Pink`
Here are some things that I can do! Remember all Pink` commands start with an |

!waiter	== Get the waiter!
|snuggle(nick)	== Snuggle with someone!
|hug(nick)	== Give someone a hug!
|needahug	== One for yourself
|kiss(nick)	== Give someone a kiss!
|blindfold	== Do some *very interesting* magic!
|cuffs	== Sturdy!

Either Pink` or Pinkie` would love to help you with these commands.

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!breakfast	== Order the channels breakfast
!pasta	== Order a tasty meal of pasta
!fruit	== Order some fruit to munch on
!candy	== Order a sweet snack
!pie	== Order a piece of fruit pie
!pudding	== Order a nice desert
!burger(type)	== Order a burger & fries
!fries	== Basket of our seasoned fries
!pizza(type)	== Nice a hot pizza of your choice
!bread(type)	== Have some hot bread sticks
!nachos	== Big plate of nachos with cheese
!potato	== Order a plate of potato skins
!wings(type)	== Have some HOT WINGS!
!salad(type)	== Have a fresh tossed salad
!pizza#	== Order pizza for the channel!
!buypizza(nick) (pizza)	== Buy someone a pizza!
!deliver(who) (items)	== Get a delivery boy!
!tip(who) (amount)	== Give your delivery boy a tip
!pay(amount)	== Pay your bill

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